The Best Part Of Believe Is The "Lie"

So wear me like a locket around your throat, i'll weigh you down i'll watch you choke, you look soo good in blue.
usingtimewisely:


usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

(via oceangiraffe)